HORRIFIC ASSAULT: PASTOR WADEN ATTACKS MCDONALD'S EMPLOYEE

In a shocking turn of events, local pastor Waden was observed harassing a McDonald's employee during peak hours yesterday afternoon. Eyewitnesses report that the altercation began when Waden became agitated about the service. The McDonald's employee, identified as John Doe, apologized for the inconvenience, but Waden quickly escalated the situatio